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After earning 00 status and a licence to kill, Secret Agent James Bond sets out on his first mission as 007. Bond must defeat a private banker funding terrorists in a high-stakes game of poker at Casino Royale, Montenegro. Director: Martin Campbell Stars: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright. Votes: 581,979 Gross: $167.45M. Outside of Goldfinger, Casino Royale is the greatest James Bond movie ever made. It has absolutely EVERYTHING you could possibly ask for in a James Bond movie and even more. Of course the initial controversy was that a blonde actor was going to be portraying 007 for the first time ever, those skepticisms soon died after the release of Casino.

a littlemoney on the side, Dryden.

Shed just prefer it

if it wasntselling secrets.

If the theatrics

are supposed to scare me

you have the wrong man, Bond.

If M was so sure that I was bent

shed have sent a double-0.

Benefits of beingsection chief

Id know if anyone had been

promoted to double-0 status

wouldnt I?

-Your file shows no kills, and it takes

-Two.

Shame.

We barely got to know each other.

I know where you keep your gun.

I supposethats something.

True.

How did he die?

Your contact?

Not well.

Made you feel it, did he?

Well

you neednt worry.

The second is

Yes.

Considerably.

So how do I trust this man

that Ive never met with my money?

You asked for the introduction.

Thats all my organization

will guarantee.

I suppose our friend

Mr. White will have told you

that I have provided

reliable banking services

for many other

freedom fighters over the years.

Do you believe in God,

Mr. Le Chiffre?

No.

I believe in

a reasonable rate of return.

I want no risk in the portfolio.

Agreed.

And I can access it

anywhere in the world?

Yes.

I have the money,

so shortanothermillion shares

of skyfleet stock.

Sir, you must know youre betting

against the market.

No one expects this stock

to go anywhere but up.

Just do it.

Looks like our man.

Burn scars on his face.

I wonder if bomb-makers

are insured for things like that.

Hes on the move.

Hes on the move,

and hes headingstraight for me.

Stop touching your ear.

-Sorry?

-Put your hand down.

Holster the bloody weapon, Carter.

I need him alive.

Weeping bloodcomes merely

from a derangement of the tear duct

my dear general.

Nothing sinister.

All in.

I have two pair, and you have

a 17.4 percent chance

of making your straight.

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When does Ellipsis expire?

-We have less than 36 hours. I can

-No. No, no.

Thats all the time I have anyway.

Give our guests

five minutes to leave

or throw them overboard.

Who the hell do they think they are?

I report to the prime minister,

even hes smart enough

not to ask me what we do.

Have you ever seen such a bunch

of self-righteous, arse-covering prigs?

They dont care what we do, they care

what we get photographed doing.

And how the hell

could Bond be so stupid?

I give him double-0 status,

he celebrates by shooting an embassy.

Is the man deranged?

And where the hell is he?

In the old days, if an agent

did something embarrassing

hed have the good sense

to defect.

Christ, I miss the Cold War.

Youve got a bloody cheek.

Sorry.

Ill shoot the camerafirst next time.

Or yourself.

You stormed into an embassy.

You violated the only

absolutely inviolate rule

of international relationships.

And why?

So you could kill a nobody.

We wanted to question him,

not kill him.

For Gods sake. Youre supposed

to display some kind of judgment.

I did.

I thought one less bomb-maker

in the worldwould be good.

Exactly. One bomb-maker.

Were trying to find out how an entire

network of terroristgroups is financed

and you give us one bomb-maker.

Hardly the big picture,

wouldnt you say?

The man isnt even a true believer.

Hes a gun for hire.

And thanks to your trigger finger

we have no idea

who hired him or why.

And how the hell

did you find out where I lived?

The same way

I found out your name.

I thought M was randomly assigned.

I had no idea it stood for

Utter one more syllable

and Ill have you killed.

I knew it was too early

to promote you.

Well, I understand double-0s

have a very short life-expectancy

so your mistake will be short-lived.

Dangerous missions, extensive travel, sizzling women, sleek cars and cool gizmos -- it all comes in a package deal for the hottest spy in the business.

Lest we forget, his name is Bond. James Bond.

From Sunny Deol to Saif Ali Khan, Bollywood has its share of heroes living up the 007 fantasy. But what if Bond himself starred in a classic Hindi masala? Imagine all the crazy things he'd have to do. It would take more than a shaken not stirred martini to take it all in.

All right, so we know it's never going to happen. Except like the title of the debonair British secret service agent's 1983 movie goes -- Never Say Never Again.

With the super hit franchise's latest film Spectre, starring Daniel Craig as Bond for the fourth consecutive time since Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall, hitting the screens today, we decided to have some fun with the aforementioned wild possibility.

Here's imagining Craig's James Bond as a typical Bollywood hero.

Sanskari Bond

Ever since the Censor Board decided to cut short 007's lip lock sessions, Sanskari Bond is the hottest meme trending all over social network.

What do you think of our man in this Barjatya avatar?

Dabangg sunglasses

This is what happens when James Bond's sophistication makes eye contact with Chulbul Pandey's flamboyance.

For your ears only

Merely bringing on the Bond vibe wont get him close to the picky Bollywood heroine accustomed to relentless Rajs and persistent Prems. How about strumming those guitar strings for starters?

Mere Paas M, umm, Maa hai!

M for Maa. Sorry Bond, but Bollywood has the final word in the matter of moms.

James Bajirao

For Bond to work with the masses, he has to don his sanskari skin on more than one occasion. Only, who knew dhoti-clad spies could look this enticing?

Drag Another Day!

Whether to conceal true identity or sneak inside the villain's den, even the icon for all things masculine has to slip into a woman's attire in Bollywood at some point or another.

Right Amitabh Bachchan, Sanjay Dutt, Salman Khan?

Of Bond and Bandhan

Desi Censor Board is unlikely to approve of Bond's racy romance. Guess he'll have to make do by fondling the silken texture of the heroine's roomal instead.

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But, hey, this is Bond, James Bond and he always gets the girl even if he has to use the oldest trick in Bollywood books.

Win over the object of his affection by reading her palm like a true-blue phony Bollywood hero predicting her imminent encounter with the man of her dreams.

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We thank Tapas Shankar Gaur for his Photoshop skills!

Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. Readers are requested to take the content with a pinch a salt